dazed and confused

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
emberfaye
middle-earth-mythopoeia

Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates —
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Cut the cloth and tread on the fat!
Pour all the milk on the pantry floor!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Splash the wine on every door!
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you’ve finished, if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!
So, carefully! carefully with the plates!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!
So, carefully! carefully with the plates!

middle-earth-mythopoeia

I LOVE the tags on this post, they make me so happy:

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jrr tolkien
soemthingsparkly
eldritchbauble

You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. "Hedonism" is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radial rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.

shineen
shineen

seungkwan thanking moonbin for always loving svt...scoups joining them for the daesang...woozi mentioning how he's been making music for svt for a decade and he finds joy in how carats repay them with achievements like this...wonwoo saying "thanks to carats i have one more thing to brag about to my mom"...these 13 gentlemen truly deserve so much love and happiness and im glad that they're getting not only that but above it all they always, always, have each other and their relationship just gets better with time and perhaps im emotional asf

seventeen
marnanel
marnanel

Kit and I have been fantasy-casting Muppet Rocky Horror. Just imagine...

"Dammit, Piggy, I love you"

KERMIT and MISS PIGGY as BRAD MAJORS (a hero) and JANET WEISS (a heroine)ALT

"Two nice young upstanding Americans who had no idea what weirdos they were about to encounter"

SAM THE EAGLE as THE CRIMINOLOGIST (an expert)ALT

"I've been making a chicken with blonde feathers and a tan, which is perfectly normal"

GONZO THE GREAT as FRANK N FURTER (a scientist)ALT

"From the day he was born, he was trouble..."

"So he was a perfect fit with this show! Hahahaha!"

STATLER and WALDORF as Drs EVERETT and WAYNE SCOTT (two rival scientists)  (thanks to Kit for the name)ALT

"HOT PATOOTIE! BEAT DRUMS! BEAT DRUMS!"

ANIMAL as EDDIE (a delivery boy)ALT
muppets rocky horror picture show disney